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Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
11/09/2014 at 20:15 • Filed to: None

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The Paris Squat.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 20:17

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Air suspension broken?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
11/09/2014 at 20:20

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Hopefully all it needs is some adjustment, but my wallet hurts already.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 20:20

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GET LOW GET LOW GET LOW #stancenation #420yoloswag

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Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 20:24

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My grandmother used to tell me stories of the old days, a time of peace when all four corners were in balance. But everything changed when the air suspension collapsed


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Tohru
11/09/2014 at 20:46

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#dwsparts #lowerstandards #cambered #stillhood #lowlygentlemen #stancemob


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > claramag, Mustaco Master
11/09/2014 at 20:50

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The prophecy foretold us that such thing would happen "never trust the french electronics" but we didn't believe it. We trusted the french, with their promises of cloud-like ride and adjustable height, we were all mistaken.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 20:59

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First they Frenched up the styling, and I did not speak up...


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 21:02

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Your rear suspension appears to have surrendered.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/09/2014 at 21:08

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Hopefully the one at the front won't hear about it.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 21:09

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Vive le front!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/09/2014 at 21:12

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This is no surrender, its La Resistance!

Those damn saboteurs.


Kinja'd!!! twochevrons > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 22:02

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My Xantia would do that from time to time. I could usually get it back to normal by working the suspension through all its height settings a couple of times.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > twochevrons
11/09/2014 at 22:05

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Just tried that, all I did was confuse the hell out of the HUD.


Kinja'd!!! twochevrons > My citroen won't start
11/09/2014 at 22:09

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Ugh. As much as I think that the C5 is awesome, I'm glad that I never had to deal with a Citroën with electric height control – the Xantia and BX both had mechanical height controllers.

I love Citroëns, and I won't hear a bad word said about the hydropneumatic suspension, but I have plenty of not-terribly-polite things to say about French-car electrics.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 00:29

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My first car was an Oldsmobile that had this same habit. Hopefully this goes better for you, than it did for me.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 12:13

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Wow. Keep us posted!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Alex B
11/10/2014 at 12:16

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Going to check it now.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 12:32

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Have you been driving the Chrysler Tribeca?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Alex B
11/10/2014 at 12:36

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The Subaru Pacifica and the C4 (it's been parked for over a month now, god that thing is noisy)


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 13:00

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You have a C4? Is it a sedan?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Alex B
11/10/2014 at 13:02

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Yes, this exact one.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 13:12

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I can't say I like the design on the C4 there.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Alex B
11/10/2014 at 13:14

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It looks better in person haha, but yeah not that good looking.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > My citroen won't start
11/10/2014 at 13:15

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It's one of those cars that should be wagon/hatch only.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Alex B
11/11/2014 at 02:40

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Yeah, My citroen won't start shudda gotten da hatch... ;)

And when did this Chrysler Tribeca stuff start...I want to be part of it!


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Amoore100
11/11/2014 at 07:19

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He has a Tribeca in black, and it looks similar to a Chrysler Pacifica. :)


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Alex B
11/11/2014 at 12:26

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Ah, I knew he had a Tribeca but I never compared those to Pacificas...now that I think about it...